Funny Jokes About Men ~ Nothing works around herestylesheet.css A woman is having a bad day, and her husband isn't helping things Home Nothing works around herestylesheet.css - (Jun 17, 2009 - 23:17 EDT) A woman is having a bad day, and her husband isn't helping things I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible. I ignored my wife's not-so-subtle hints about completing certain jobs around the house, but I didn't realize how much this bothered her until the clothes dryer refused to work, the iron shorted and the sewing machine motor burned out in the middle of a seam. The final straw came when she plugged in the vacuum cleaner and nothing happened. She looked so stricken that I had to offer some consolation. "That's okay, honey," I said. "You still have me." She looked up at me with tears in her eyes. "Yes," she wailed, "but you don't work either!" Rating Current rating: 0, Number of votes: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Post a comment Your name: Your comment: