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Funny Jokes About Men ~ Nothing works around here A woman is having a bad day, and her husband isn't helping things
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 Nothing works around here - (Jun 17, 2009 - 23:17 EST)
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A woman is having a bad day, and her husband isn't helping things
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible.
I ignored my wife's not-so-subtle hints about completing certain jobs around the house, but I didn't realize how much this bothered her until the clothes dryer refused to work, the iron shorted and the sewing machine motor burned out in the middle of a seam. The final straw came when she plugged in the vacuum cleaner and nothing happened.
She looked so stricken that I had to offer some consolation.
"That's okay, honey," I said. "You still have me."
She looked up at me with tears in her eyes.
"Yes," she wailed, "but you don't work either!"
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