Funny Jokes About Men ~ What he really meansstylesheet.css Translations of certain words in personal ads Home What he really meansstylesheet.css - (Jun 14, 2009 - 00:51 EDT) Translations of certain words in personal ads If you see this describing a man, here's what it really means: 40-ish - 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic - Sits on the couch and watches ESPN Average looking - Unusual hair growth on ears, nose,& back Educated - Will always treat you like an idiot Free Spirit - Sleeps with your sister Friendship first - As long as friendship involves nudity Fun - Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking - Arrogant Honest - Pathological Liar Huggable - Overweight, more body hair than a bear Likes to cuddle - Insecure, overly dependent Mature - Until you get to know him Open-minded - Wants to sleep with your sister Physically fit - I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself Poet - Has written on a bathroom stall Spiritual - Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday Stable - Occasional stalker, but never arrested Thoughtful - Says "please" when demanding a beer Rating Current rating: 0, Number of votes: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Post a comment Your name: Your comment: