Funny Jokes About Men ~ Heat wave. A man thinks it's too hot to mow the lawn with his clothes on. Home Heat wave. - (Aug 16, 2009 - 20:19 EDT) A man thinks it's too hot to mow the lawn with his clothes on. Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave. As he got out of the shower he said to his wife: "It's just too hot to wear clothes today honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money." Rating Current rating: 0, Number of votes: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Post a comment Your name: Your comment: