Funny Jokes About Men ~ I bet you don't know what day it is. A husband sends gifts to his wife to make it look like he didn't forget what day it was. Home I bet you don't know what day it is. - (Aug 09, 2009 - 20:31 EDT) A husband sends gifts to his wife to make it look like he didn't forget what day it was. Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!" Rating Current rating: 0, Number of votes: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Post a comment Your name: Your comment: