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Funny Jokes About Men ~ The Pickle Slicerstylesheet.css A guy who works at a pickle factory can't help but stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
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 The Pickle Slicerstylesheet.css - (Jul 30, 2009 - 00:12 EDT)
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A guy who works at a pickle factory can't help but stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh...she got fired too."
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Comment from: No_limits98 - (Oct 22, 2009 - 04:23 EDT)
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We need to de-construct contemporary antisemitic discourse.
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Comment from: JXL79 - (Oct 13, 2009 - 04:12 EDT)
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We used to live in a seeminglyidyllic neighborhood one where everyone used their front porches kids were let loose to play freely in the center greenbelt without supervision and everyone knew everyone else.
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Comment from: BadGirl92 - (Oct 10, 2009 - 16:26 EDT)
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They were put to great trouble to fit the new garment on me and to even greater trouble by my occasional reluctance to give up some original fashion of my own.
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